Statement of offense
“He ate an entire pizza while we were out.”
- Charges
- Grand Theft Pizza · Destruction of Evidence · Excessive Cuteness
- Sentence
- Three days without pizza. Eligible for early release due to adorable behavior.
Pet Court™ by Furrested · Digital downloads
The pizza thief. The sofa shredder. The suspiciously innocent cat. Turn your pet’s worst offense into a personalized, hilariously guilty case file.
All the courtroom drama. None of the actual trouble.
Pet Court · Exhibit A
Too cute to convict. Almost.
Our court’s promises
Personalized to their crime
Made for sharing, not shaming
One-time purchases. No subscription.
01 / The evidence
Their photo and your story become the inspiration for a keepsake with a wonderfully serious sense of humor.
Statement of offense
“He ate an entire pizza while we were out.”
A pet photo gives the mugshot its star. Dogs, cats, and repeat snack offenders welcome.
One glorious confession: the stolen dinner, the ruined cushion, the plant that never stood a chance.
Choose a mugshot or a fuller case file with playful charges and a courtroom verdict. Share the joke with their biggest fans.
02 / Choose the sentence
Our planned lineup, paid once. Check the catalog for formats currently available.
A branded portrait for their first brush with the paw.
Free
Personalized arrest report, mugshot, and courtroom verdict.
$4.99
Their day in court, with a little extra drama. Planned format.
$9.99
For a household of accomplices. Planned format.
$14.99
Digital entertainment only. No real legal proceedings.
The court is in session
Give your favorite little troublemaker a place in the Pet Court files. The evidence is adorable.
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